Red N Hiro 2 Chapter 1

Somewhere in the far reaches of the Gamma Quadrant, something was heading to a distant planet. It was the heroic Hiro Hamada, rookie cadet of Star Command. With his wings, he zoomed into the planet and landed. He began to talk on his wrist communicator.

Hiro: (talks to his communicator) Hiro Hamada mission log. All signs point to this planet as the location of Vader’s fortress, but there seems to be no sign of intelligent life being.

He was covered with red dots. The dots came from robots pointing laser guns at him. He was surrounded by lots of robots, but he blasted his laser at some crystals, reflecting the attack and destroying all of the robots. He flew out of the explosion and ran from the falling remains of the robots. A robotic camera spotted him, but the rookie cadet blasted it. Suddenly, the ground shook and he had to jump down into an unknown place. He was in a dark hallway as his uniform glowed in the dark. Little did he know, he was being seen in another room.

Darth Vader: Come to me, my prey.

The villain activates the lights to the hallway and spikes began to move toward Hiro. The space ranger ran as fast as he can and got out of the hallway. He saw a bridge made up of flying platforms and ahead, there was a power supply, which was a battery. The battery said ‘Source of Vader’s Power. Do not touch! We mean it!’ Hiro began to jump on some platforms, which played the tune of the 2001: A Space Odyssey theme each step. When he stepped on one, he fell down. Fortunately for him, he activated his jetpack.

Hiro: To infinity and beyond!

He flew over to the battery, but it was a hologram as it disappeared and the villain showed up.

Darth Vader: So, we meet again, Hiro Hamada. For the last time.

Hiro: Not today, Vader!

They both fight as Hiro fired at Vader, who reflected them with his lightsaber. The space ranger threw a hubcap at him and fired some more. But then, the villain sliced him in half with his lightsaber, leaving the lower torso on the ground. It was game over for our hero. In fact, it is a Hiro Hamada video game.

Arlo: No! Dang it!

Hiro: Oh, you almost had him.

Arlo: I’m never gonna defeat Vader.

Hiro: Sure you will, Arlo. In fact, you’re a better Hiro than I am.

Arlo: But look at my arms. I can’t press the fire button and jump at the same time.

Red was busy looking for something in the clothes drawer.

Red: Where is that hat?

Hiro: Uh, Red?

Red bumped his head and fell to the floor.

Hiro: Hang on, cowbird!

He rode down the loop track on a car and landed near Red.

Hiro: Red, are you alright?

Red: Yeah, yeah. I’m fine, Hiro. Here’s a list of things to do while I’m gone. Batteries need to be changed, toys at the bottom of the chest need to be rotated, make sure everyone attends Mr. Spell’s seminar on what to do if you or part of you is swallowed. Okay? Okay, good. Okay.

Hiro: Red, you haven’t found your hat yet, haven’t you?

Red: No! And Nate’s ready to leave for cowboy camp any minute and I can’t find it anywhere!

Hiro: Don’t worry, Red. In just a few hours, you’ll be sitting around the campfire with Nate and making delicious hot s’moes.

Red: They’re called s’mores, Hiro.

Hiro: Right, right. Has anyone found Red’s hat yet?

Manny: Keep looking, men! Dig deeper! Negatory! Still searching.

Leonard: The lawn gnome said it’s not in the yard but he’ll keep looking.

Stella: It's not in Destiny’s room. We looked everywhere.

Sid: I found it!

Red: You found my hat?

Sid: Your hat? No. The miss’ lost her earring. Oh, my little sweet sloth!

Brooke: Oh, you found it! It’s so nice to have a big, strong sloth around the house. (Sid kisses her)

Red: Oh, that's just great. This’ll be the first year I missed cowboy camp all because of my stupid hat.

Stella: Red, look under your foot.

Red: Don’t be silly. My hat is not under my foot.

Stella: Would you just look?

Red: (lifts up his foot) See? No hat. Just the word Nate.

Stella: Uh huh. And the boy who wrote that would take you to camp with or without your hat.

Red: I’m sorry, Stella. It’s just that I’ve been forward to this all year. It’s my one time with just me and Nate.

Stella: You’re cute when you care.

Red: Stella, not in front of Hiro.

Stella: Let him look.

Stella’s sheep were tugging on Arlo’s controller’s wire.

Arlo: Stella, your sheep!

Stella whistles for the sheep to stop. They let go and Arlo hit the remote, switching the channel to a commercial featuring a man in a chicken suit.

Robbie: Hey, non lazy kids! This is Robbie Rotten from Robbie’s Toy Barn and I’m sitting on… Ow! I think I’m feeling a deal hatching right now. (an egg drops) Let’s see what we got. (deals show different toys and things) 

Red: Arlo, turn it off! Someone’s gonna hear!

Arlo: Which one is off?

Leonard: For crying out loud, it’s this one! (turns off the TV) I despise that lazy chicken.

Nick Wilde: Fellas! Fellas! Okay, I got some good news and I got some bad news.

Brooke: What’s the good news?

Nick Wilde: Good news is I found your hat, Red.

Red: My hat! Oh, Nick, thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Where’d you find it?

Nick Wilde: Well, that’s the bad news.

They heard barking from outside Nate’s room. 

Arlo: It’s Toby!

Manny: Canine alert! Battle stations! Let’s move, move, move!

The mammoths blocked the door.

Stella: Red, hide! Quick!

Toby the dog burst into Nate’s room. The dog found Red and threw him to the floor. He licked the cowbird.

Red: Okay, okay, okay! You found me! Toby, all right. Hey, how did he do, Leonard?

Leonard: Uh, looks like a new record.

Red: Okay, boy. Sit. (Toby sits) Reach for the sky. (the dog stood up) Gotcha! (the dog fell on the floor) Great job, boy. Who’s gonna miss me while I’m gone, huh? Who’s gonna miss me? Who’s gonna miss me? (rubs the dog’s stomach)

Sarah: (offscreen) Nate! Have you got all your stuff?

Red: Okay, I’ll go get everybody. I’ll see you Sunday night.

Nate: (offscreen) In my room. (enters the room onscreen) Stick ‘em up. (Toby leaves) I guess we’ll work on that later. (to Red) Hey, Red, ready to go to cowboy camp?

Sarah: Nate, come on, honey. Five minutes and we’re leaving.

Nate: Five minutes… hmm.

In Nate’s imagination, the evil Dr. Green Pork Chop has kidnapped Stella and hang her on a rope while Reddy tries to save her from sudden doom.

Stella: Help! Help! Somebody save me!

Red: (busts down the metal door) Let her go, evil Dr Porkchop!

Leonard: Never! You must choose, Sheriff Red. How shall she die? Shark or death by monkeys? Choose.

Red: Well how about a third option! I choose Hiro Hamada!

Hiro Hamada arrives on the RC Lightning McQueen.

Leonard: What?! That’s not a choice!

Hiro: To Infinity and Beyond!

They both crashed into his explosives and his evil lair exploded while Red, Stella, and Hiro got out just as the lair exploded.

Red: I’ll save you, Miss Stella.

Stella: My hero! (Kisses Red)

Red: Thanks, Hiro!

Hiro: No problem, buddy. You should never tango with the unstoppable duo of Red and Hiro Hamada!

Suddenly, back in reality, Red’s arm was broken.

Nate: Oh no.

Sarah: Nate, let’s go. Diamond Destiny’s already in her car seat.

Nate: But Mom, Red’s arm broke.

Sarah: Maybe we can fix him on the way?

Nate: No, just leave him.

Sarah: I’m sorry, honey, but you know, toys don’t last forever.

She puts Red on a shelf and she and Nate left.

Arlo: What happened?

Sid: Red’s been shelved.

The van left and Red sighed. Life on the shelf wouldn’t last long.

Nick Wilde: Red?

Stella: Red? Honey, are you okay?

Red didn’t respond. On Sunday, Nate arrived from cowboy camp.

Nate: Yee-ha! Ride ‘em, cowboy!

Red: He’s back? Hey, everybody! Nate’s back! He’s back early from cowboy camp!

Leonard: Places, everybody. Nate’s coming!

The toys hid and Nate entered his room.

Nate: Hey, Red. Did you miss me? (plays with Red) Giddy up! Giddy up! Ride ‘em, cowboy! (notices the rip) Oh, I forgot. You’re broken. I don’t want to play with you anymore.

He dropped Red to a bunch of cards, where he lands in the trash can.

Red: No! No, Nate! No!

Pieces of broken toys dragged him down.

Nate: Bye, Red.

Red: No, no, no! Nate!

The boy put the lid on him. Red woke up screaming. It was just a nightmare.

Red: Oh man. What a nightmare.

Mike the Mouse: Tell me about it, Mac.

Red: Huh? Who said that?

Mike the Mouse: Over here, Mac!

Red: Mike the singing mouse? What are you doing up here? I thought Mom took you to get you fixed months ago. Nate was so upset.

Mike the Mouse: Nah. She just told him that to calm him down. She put me on the shelf.

Red: Why didn’t you yell for help?

Mike the Mouse: Well, I tried. But they didn't listen to me because I was too high up for them to hear. You know how Moms are. First, their kids gets upset on their toys being broken. And the next thing you know, BAM! You lie to the kid and leave the toy up selves forever. 

Red: Wow. Wish I wasn't up here with you.

Mike the Mouse: Eh, what’s the point, eyebrows? We’re all just one stitch away from here to there.

Outside, Sarah was putting up a ‘yard sale’ sign.

Red: Yard sale? Yard sale! YARD SALE!! Guys, wake up! Wake up! There’s a yard sale outside!

Hiro: Yard sale?

Red: Manny, emergency roll call!

Manny: Sir, yes, sir. Red alert! All civilians fall into position now. Single file! Let’s move, move, move!

The toys got in a single file.

Hiro: Leonard?

Leonard: Here.

Hiro: Sid and Brooke?

Sid and Brooke: Here.

Hiro: Troikas? (the troikas pop out) Check, check, check, check, check.

Arlo: I hate yard sales. (hears footsteps) Ahh! Someone’s coming!

The toys all hid as Sarah got out a box for what to sell.

Sarah: Okay, let’s see what’s out here.

She picked up some old things to put in the box, including a puzzle, a book, a skate, and Mike the Mouse.

Mike the Mouse: So long, Mac.

Red: Mike! (to himself) Think, Red. Think, think, think. Oh! (tries to whistle with his arm) Ugh. (whistles with his other arm)

Toby entered the room.

Red: Hey! Here, boy! Here, Toby! I’m here! (falls onto Toby’s back) Okay, boy, to the yard sale! Ya!

Leonard: What’s going on?

Stella: Red!

Sid: He’s nuts!

Nick Wilde: His arm ain’t that bad.

Arlo: Don’t do it, Red! We love you!

Red: Careful on the steps, pal.

Red and Toby ran down the stairs. They peeked outside.

Red: Okay, boy, let’s go. But keep it casual.

The dog strutted casually.

Red: (quietly) Not that casual.

The toys watched from the window.

Leonard: Piggy bank coming through.

Nick Wilde: Hey, let me see.

Arlo: Is he out there?

Stella: Do you see him?

Hiro: There he is.

Red got into the box Mike the Mouse is in.

Arlo: Ahh! He’s getting in the box!

Leonard: He’s selling himself for twenty-five cents!

Nick Wilde: Come on, Red. You’re worth more than that.

Hiro: Hold on, hold on, hold on. He’s got something. (gasps) It’s Mike!

Toys: Mike?

Arlo: Hey, it’s not suicide. It’s a rescue!

Back with Red…

Mike the Mouse: Hey, Mac? What are you doing? I was trying to go meet some hot babes for 25 cents.

Red: I'm here to rescue you, MAC. Broken or no broken. Nate might fix you up once he gets back from cowboy camp.

Mike the Mouse: Fine, mac. But if not, I’m sueing you for this.

Red put the toy mouse under Toby’s collar.

Red: Alright now. Back to Nate’s room.

The toys cheered, but for Mike..

Mike the Mouse: Hey, Mac! I’m slippin’ right about now!

Red got the mouse back on, but as Toby jumped over an object, Red fell off. A human girl approached the bird and he had to lie down lifeless.

Girl: Mommy, look at this. Mommy, look. It’s a cowbird dolly.

Arlo: Hey, that’s not her toy!

Hiro: No, no, no, no.

Nick Wilde: What’s that little gal think she’s doing?

Girl: Mommy, mommy, can we get it, please?

Mother: Oh, honey, you don’t want that toy. It’s broken. (throws Red away)

Red: (voicebox) There’s a snake in my boot!

This attracted the attention of a rather shady man.

Robbie: (gasps) That voice! (Turns around and sees Red) It can't be! (Sees his hat) It is! The rare Sheriff Reddy doll! Ha-ha! Lawence!

Lawrence: What is it, Mr. Rotten?

Robbie: I found the sheriff! The one and only Sheriff Reddy! This will make us rich beyond our wildest dreams!

Little did he didn't know, that a mysterious voodoo shadow man was reading the newspaper until he said Robbie talking about Red.

Sarah: Toby, quiet down! (to Robbie) Excuse me. Can I help you?

Nick Wilde: Yeah. You can help take his paws off my pal.

Robbie: Eh, fifty cents for all this junk.

Sarah: Oh, no. Now how did this get down here?

Hiro: (offscreen) Just hand her the sheriff. Nice and easy.

Sarah: I’m sorry. It’s an old family toy. (takes Red from Robbie)

Hiro: (offscreen) Now just walk away. The other way.

Robbie: I’ll give you fifty bucks.

Sid: Fifty bucks ain’t bad.

Sarah: It’s not for sale.

Robbie: Everything’s for sale. We’ll trade. You like my watch?

Sarah: (puts Red in her cash box) Sorry.

Hiro: He’s safe.

Leonard: Way to go, Nate’s Mom!

Nick Wilde: Alright! She showed him!

Sarah: Diamond, don’t touch that.

Sid: Yeah, go home, Mr. Fancy Car.

Lawrence: Better luck next time, Mr. Rotten.

Robbie: Nonsense! I must have that Red doll! But how? (Steps on a skateboard and got an idea) An Idea! It’s distraction time! (pushed to the skateboard and picking the lock on the cash box)

Arlo: What’s happening down here?

Nick Wilde: What’s he doing?

Arlo: I can’t watch. Can someone cover my eyes?

Hiro: Oh, no! He’s stealing Red!

Arlo: What?! He can't take Red! It's illegal! Somebody do something!

Robbie: (grabs Red) Lawrence! Start the car!

Hiro jumped down and slid down. He ran for the car and jumped onto the back of it. When he got to opening the trunk, he fell off. The car drove off in the distance. The license said ‘RZTYBRN’ and some feathers flew from the car. Hiro grabbed a feather but as for the shadow man.

???: Looks like we found a new deal for our friends on the other side. (Walks away)

Back with the toys...

Stella: Why would someone steal Red?